That's probably why your hair looks peculiar. "It seemed kind of odd to me, too," I said. Did you see his teeth? Who in their right mind would design orange teeth? Utter rubbish!"
"He is always going on about that stupid Great Coy Pu nonsense. "What twaddle!" snapped the bird irritably. "He told me that he was Intelligently Designed by the Great Coy Pu in the Sky, and that he wouldn't talk to me anymore until I said so on my blog." "I've just been talking to the Thingummy, I mean the Coypu," I said. "You're looking rather frazzled," said one of them. I looked at the photo I had taken, and somewhat shaken, cycled off.Ī little further down the river I stopped to say hello to the two big birds. "And none of your photos will be any good." He turned and disappeared into a hole in the riverbank. "And until you have repented for your blasphemy against the Great Coy Pu in the Sky I'm not talking to you anymore," he added. "But there's a place for everything, and that sentence is not a place for commas." Did you put any commas in there?" asked the Coypu, suspiciously. "Where nobody eats roots and leaves," said the Coypu. "What was that last bit again? They might end up where?" just a minute," I said, and took out my Palm. "Did you write it down?" asked the Coypu. I also didn't think my hair looked THAT bad. "I see," I said, although I didn't, really. Otherwise they might end up in that awful place where nobody eats roots and leaves, AND with hair like yours, if they're especially faithless." The world should know about the great Coy Pu in the Sky. "You should put that in your blog too," he added. "The Great Coy Pu in the Sky designed me, in His image. "I'm irreducibly complex, so I can't possibly have evolved," he said. "I saw you doing it! You evolved from a carp." "And my name is not the only thing you got wrong. "My hair just has a bit more body than usual, because it rained," I said. "You look like you stuck your finger in a light socket." And don't you forget it." He squinted at me. what was it again? One of your commenters got it right. "You're the one who has been telling lies about me on your blog, aren't you? Your hair looks funny." The Thingummy saw me hanging over the railing of the bridge taking pictures, and called out. It was an enlightening visit anyway, despite the lack of good photographs. I took some photos but they weren't very good. At the very least you will be inspired.Īfter work today as I was cycling home I stopped by the river to see what was going on. I have not tried any of these, but there are a lot of ideas here, and they look good. This is a page specifically dealing with teaching simple present and present progressive. This is an online journal, good for ideas, inspiration, and especially good towards the end of semester when you're feeling not quite human.Īlmost too much to wade through, but a very useful resource. They have not updated this page for a while, but there is still a lot you might find useful.
There are more teaching activities in the 'downloads' section. Here lesson plans are organized by topic. A fantastically useful site for busy teachers, and easy to navigate. Here you will find lesson plans organised by level. The following links are good places to start.
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